Ramen, the only real super food. Sure, you wont lose 100lbs in 12 hours, or $79.75/mo if you don’t cancel your purchase fast enough. I swear, brick ramen is greatest mass produced poor person food on the planet. Ok, it might not be that great, but you can do a lot with ramen. People have even written entire cooking books on those $0.11 individually packages from god.

That being said, if you eat ramen for two weeks straight you will want to die. But! There is a reason the package has carrots, celery, and corn on the cover. Generally you don’t want to add more that 1/4 cup of any particular vegetable. Otherwise there is just way too much other stuff in your soup.

Stay away from the Cheddar Cheese ramen. It’s awful, the noodles are actually an entirely different type of noodle. Which isn’t a bad thing, but the cheese packet barely qualifies as flavoring. If you use a packet of Easy Mac cheese it tastes much better.